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Missing Porn Star Led Double Life As A Student

A missing Kansas college student believed to be the victim of foul play led a double life as an Internet porn star by the name of Zoey Zane, a friend told The Associated Press on Wednesday.A young woman resembling 18-year-old Emily Sander appears nude in photos posted on a Zoey Zane Web site.
“She enjoyed […]

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STD Free? Get Verified

A US company is poised to launch the world’s first safe sex passport, aimed at giving users of dating and social networking websites extra “information protection,” the man behind the idea said Wednesday.”Some years ago I met an individual who had intercourse with someone they met online, who didn’t disclose that they had an […]

Kanye West Thought About Being a Porn Star

The Sun is there.
Well who hasn’t thought about being a porn star? Whatever.
He also ‘admitted’ to being a womanizer. I thought that was the point of being a musician, you know, money women and drugs.

Have Sex While You Wait for the Train

“We don’t know if it’s due to the glacial weather this morning or to unbridled passion, but a couple did not hesitate in having sexual relations in a waiting room at the Koge train station,” just south of Copenhagen, police spokesman Carsten Andersen said.
Freezing passengers had called the DSB rail company to complain that while they […]

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Hairbands Made From Used Condoms

If you wanted STDs in your hair all you had to do was ask.
Used condoms are being recycled into hair bands in southern China, threatening to spread sexually-transmittable diseases they were originally meant to prevent, state media reported Tuesday.
In the latest example of potentially harmful Chinese-made products, rubber hair bands have been found in local […]

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