A 300-pound prostitute allegedly robbed a man of $100 before pedaling away on a blue beach cruiser, according to a police report obtained Tuesday.

The case of the hefty hooker happened about 1:10 a.m. Monday as the 32-year-old victim rode his bicycle south on South 17th Street when the assailant came up to him.”The female approached asking (the victim) did he want a date, which meant she wanted him to pay for some sex,” the report states.

The victim told investigators he felt sorry for the woman and pulled $10 from his wallet to give to her. That’s when she allegedly pushed him off his bicycle and wrestled him down. She snatched his wallet, stole $100 and then pedaled off.

Via Sun Sentinel

He made two fundamental mistakes. First he stopped to talk to a 300 pound prostitute, then he was nice to her. In order to avoid this situation always drive past the 300 pounders and whatever you do treat them like shit.