Apparently someone named Jessica Sierra made a sex tape. This is supposed to be interesting because she was eliminated early from American Idol a couple years ago, but I’m having a hard time caring. It doesn’t help that she’s not very hot.

Jessica Sierra’s 14th minute of fame happened about a year ago when she threw a martini glass at some guy in a night club. When the cops showed up she kicked the female officer and called her a “whore”, threw up in the police car, told the male officer “Please don’t take me to jail, I’ll suck your dick if you don’t take me to jail.” When that didn’t work she called him a “nigger.” The cops arrested her and took her cocaine away.