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A Look At Swinging

The Scotsman.com has an article about a swinger’s club. Here’s an excerpt.
As the time edges towards 2am, another few couples and lone men arrive. Some disappear downstairs, locking a private room.
A handful of men continue to watch the adult films in silence.
Standing up from the group, Pete, a stocky man in his early 30s, […]

Look At That Smile


Fucked Too Hard

Maybe you’re not supposed to put it in the ass?

Cyclist Robbed by 300lb Prostitute

A 300-pound prostitute allegedly robbed a man of $100 before pedaling away on a blue beach cruiser, according to a police report obtained Tuesday.
The case of the hefty hooker happened about 1:10 a.m. Monday as the 32-year-old victim rode his bicycle south on South 17th Street when the assailant came up to him.”The female approached […]

Found His Vulnerability


I Support or Oppose Whatever They’re Supporting or Opposing


Missing Porn Star Led Double Life As A Student

A missing Kansas college student believed to be the victim of foul play led a double life as an Internet porn star by the name of Zoey Zane, a friend told The Associated Press on Wednesday.A young woman resembling 18-year-old Emily Sander appears nude in photos posted on a Zoey Zane Web site.
“She enjoyed […]

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Useless Files is Back

The title of this post sounds like a typo, but it isn’t, because I’m using ‘Useless Files’ as a proper noun dumbass.
So the useless files* are back, or at least they will be, well actually new useless files will be here. You see there is no archive, there were no backups, there are no survivors. […]

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